wax the carrot

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.
by concatenation March 23, 2004
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waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.
I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.
by forizzle March 09, 2005
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