wax the carrot

To masturbate

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.

by concatenation March 23, 2004

waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

by forizzle May 13, 2005