wash your mouth with lemon juice 

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

wash your mouth with lemon juice by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2013

to wash your mouth with lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

to wash your mouth with lemon juice by Uncle Dimma April 4, 2013

to wash your mouth with lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

to wash your mouth with lemon juice by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2014

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2015

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice 

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008