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wash the cat

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What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.
Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."
wash the cat by morningwould October 28, 2013
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wash the cat

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An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.
Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.
wash the cat by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013
Word of the Day on October 27, 2013
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country mile 

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When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026
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Regular Degular 

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Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
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feeder 

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Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
(see entry for feederism
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026
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give a hoot don't pollute 

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the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026
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grandnibling 

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Sibling's grandchild.
My grandnibling is a good person.
grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Word of the Day on June 30, 2026
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