wash the cat

What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.

Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."

wash the cat by morningwould October 28, 2013

wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.

Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.

wash the cat by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013