wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

wash me and send for a priest by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

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Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.

Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!

Mexican Car Wash by Tom K. February 6, 2005

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meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"

meat wash by drummist July 4, 2006

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Mexican Ghost Wash

Right after your room-mate starts a load of laundry and leaves the room, you piss in the washer while it is filling with water. Not that it really matters, but at one point their clothes were covered in your piss.

Mexican Ghost Wash

GUY 1-"Hey I Just Started Some Laundry"
GUY 2-"Oh, Let Me Get My Stuff Out Of The Dryer For You!"

Also Known As A Nebraskan Ghost Wash
Also Known As The Hymee Special

Mexican Ghost Wash by Def_LEzbian January 19, 2011