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the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.
The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"
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Prayer Warriors 

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.
Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."
Prayer Warriors by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014

Prayer Warriors 

A prayer warrior is someone who is deeply committed to prayer, often interceding on behalf of others, their community, or specific causes. Prayer warriors are seen as spiritual advocates who rely on faith and prayer to seek divine intervention, guidance, protection, or blessings. They are often characterized by their steadfast dedication, persistence, and belief in the power of prayer to effect change in both spiritual and earthly matters. The term is commonly used in Christian communities but can be applied broadly to individuals who focus intensely on prayer within their faith traditions.
The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need.

Prayer Warriors 

A prayer warrior is someone who is deeply committed to prayer, often interceding on behalf of others, their community, or specific causes. Prayer warriors are seen as spiritual advocates who rely on faith and prayer to seek divine intervention, guidance, protection, or blessings. They are often characterized by their steadfast dedication, persistence, and belief in the power of prayer to effect change in both spiritual and earthly matters. The term is commonly used in Christian communities but can be applied broadly to individuals who focus intensely on prayer within their faith traditions.
“The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need”.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026