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storage warred 

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
storage warred by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
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Shit Warmed Over 

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.
Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”
Shit Warmed Over by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016

Fucking Warren 

What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.
"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."
Fucking Warren by JF DONT TOUCH December 24, 2020

North Warren

A high school in Blairstown, NJ. A pit of despair and apathy. Could you read its name on the multiple-thousand-dollar electronic sign that nobody can see? The school is designed to have no airflow, so you spend half of the year in a giant brick oven getting more baked than the weed junkies. Want to use the bathroom? Too bad - the juuling wasn't enough and some fucker just had to do coke in there so now only one is open. You're either racist or too sick of everyone's shit to protest. Purgatory.
Oh, you go to North Warren? On the burnout scale, you're headed towards somewhere between Macaulay Culkin's drugs bust and that time Lindsay Lohan attempted to kidnap refugee children live on Instagram.
North Warren by nowhen December 18, 2018

Warped Tour Bodysuit 

When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.
Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"

Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."

Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"

warren woods tower 

a school full of thots. where your bestfriend will take your boyfriend and act like nothing ever happened. can’t trust nobody at that school. the boys are cute tho. people are dumb & smoke weed in the bathrooms, but that school is dumb and rarely catches anybody. the football team is really good! and the cheerleaders suck! and a lot of females at that school smell like they don’t wash up. welcome to tower!
boy- i fucked my girlfriends bestfriend
anybody- i bet she was from warren woods tower !