A very interesting and compelling tabletop game of fantasy battles - And although it's made fun of by many people, and those playing it are put into a stereotype, this is hugely innacurate - Yes, warhammer is expensive for what it is - imaginary battles with plastic models - but so what? It's fun, it's a hobby - and that has to be worth spending money on. Opposers have their hobbies too - just how much did THEY spend on doing something they enjoy? If it's fun, it's probably worth spending your hard earner cash on just because of the fact it brings you happiness.
by Dan November 2, 2004
by Ximo August 11, 2003
The practice of male masturbation with two hands, such that the penis is gripped like the fantasy weapon known as a "warhammer."
Doug: Dude, she gave me a warhammer last night, it was the shit.
Steve: If only my dick was big enough for two hands....
Steve: If only my dick was big enough for two hands....
by thefourth April 1, 2009
A kinda cool strategic fantasy battle game, played with minituares, dice and intricate model battlezones. Many armies take day's to complete a devastating battle. This product is sold mainly by The Games Workshop who must be fucking rich due to the astronomical costs involved in with maintaining an army of small soldiers.
Overall Warhammer however is a big waste of money. They have no resale value and the time spent painting, building, preparing and playing a battle could be used for more productive ventures.
Overall Warhammer however is a big waste of money. They have no resale value and the time spent painting, building, preparing and playing a battle could be used for more productive ventures.
"I wasted $5000 on Warhammer and now it just sits on my shelf."
"Yeah, when you think about it warhammer is pretty shit."
"Yeah, when you think about it warhammer is pretty shit."
by Diego August 16, 2003
A hugely expensive excuse for anal retentives with sweaty armpits to play with toy soldiers despite being grown men.
Guy 1: "I like Warhammer! Look, I spent £150 on 12 space goblins!"
Guy 2: "Aaah, the smell from your bomber jacket just blinded me!"
Guy 2: "Aaah, the smell from your bomber jacket just blinded me!"
by Acolyte of Ouzounian March 5, 2007
warhammer was oringinally designed in the late 1970s when nerds unanimously desided that computer games, Dungeouns and dragons and a complete lack of respect for clenleaness wherent enough to stop them getting girlfriends. This gave grown, acne filled, drooling men everywhere yet another reason to stay in there mothers basement and not see the light of day for week... Phew and there was me thinking I might move out.
"Would you like to play WARHAMMER with me tonight gerald."
"no thankyou i'm filing mothersvarookas."
"no thankyou i'm filing mothersvarookas."
by afro joe April 18, 2005
by The Crew Dog June 13, 2009