A lazy loser that can't take care of themselves or get a real job so they enlist in the military services without the integrity needed and just sustain themselves off the governments tit as long as possible.
He is a total Warfare Queen, he doesn't even take care of his only child but he does get tax payer money to support his drinking and Chipotle habit.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.