wanker wink 

the small movement that a man's dick makes before he actually starts getting an erection

My man and I were spooning last night. He wasn't hard yet, but I felt a little wanker wink.

wanker wink by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010

squiggle winker 

NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic

Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god

squiggle winker by zooknookie July 19, 2019

Pistol Winker 

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.

David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.

Pistol Winker by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009

Wet Winker 

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.

Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.

Wet Winker by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

shit winker 

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

shit winker by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Beanie Winker 

some kid named Jacob who is short.

"You're such a beanie winker"

Beanie Winker by Nintender June 8, 2019

Rip Van Winker 

A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.

I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.

Rip Van Winker by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020