wanker wink
wanker wink by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010
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squiggle winker
NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)
ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic
ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic
Hey, squiggle winker - come over here
Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god
Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god
squiggle winker by zooknookie July 19, 2019
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One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.
David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.
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Wet Winker
When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.
Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.
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Rip Van Winker
A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Rip Van Winker by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
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