You need to 'Walk off your Mad' before this goes any futher. There is an Oak tree farther down this road. Go down there and scream your heart out then come back this way when you're calmer.
To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.
A competition in which fashion models walk the runway or catwalk for the purpose of judging the model, not the clothes or fashions shown.
The origins of this term may lie in the movie "Zoolander," in which the main character, a model, challenges his rival to a walk-off.
"It's a motherfucking walk-off!"
--Daniel Vosovic, celebrity designer of the television show "Project Runway," reacting to a request that the show's models give a demonstration walk to determine which model would be eliminated.