by Captain Toady June 6, 2007
The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.
"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
by Faulkling July 31, 2006
Second by Avenged Sevenfold. Contains good combination of screaming and singing with great guitar riffs and solos. First album to feature bassist Johnny Christ.
by futbolfan May 17, 2009
Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"
"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
by xkwid August 16, 2011
When someone disappears or goes into hibernation; leaves their friendship circle and comes back again after a period of time.
Rangzeb: Yo Hakkan, did you hear from tabs after the walahi gang bang?
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.
by My friend from Mi6 July 29, 2014
by Samuel is not my name... June 10, 2009
by kurt's bumhole November 20, 2012