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wacktangle

1. (noun) A rectangle with no right angles. That's wack.
2. (adjective) Describes an object or situation that is as wack as a rectangle with no right angles. Wacktangular.
Ex1:
Ever since my friend Jess found out she is pregnant, she has been drinking 3 liters of goat urine to help her baby get essential vitamins. But it turns out that goat urine increases the risk of your baby being born Chinese. That's kinda' wacktangular.

Ex2:
Herman cheated on his wife of 98 years with a young prostitute from Venezuela. Instead of telling his wife that he contracted herpes and the clap, he gave her both and blamed them on her. Jeff is a wacktangle!
wacktangle by not_a_wacktangle February 13, 2013
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wackatiger 

1.Like a goth only much less dark and more harry potter. Usually owns a very small scrotum.
2.Person who likes to wack dicks.
3.Gay basher.
1.Yo, that guy over there is so wackatiger.
2.Chris pulled a wackatiger on be the other day.
3.He was arrested for being a wackatiger.
wackatiger by scro to the tum January 10, 2008

lacktating nipples 

When somebody's nipples leak milk all over the place.
Wiggy's 90 year old lacktating nipples made a mess all over the floor as he rubbed them.
lacktating nipples by biley wiley October 28, 2006

backtating 

when you lacktate out of your anus, or the backside of your body, AKA diarrhea
"oh man, that taco bell left me backtating all night"
backtating by fil-trek slave February 1, 2010

wackting 

When one acts wack
This motherfucker clearly out here wackting.

He, she, they wackted.
wackting by ThumprSounds March 1, 2024