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Waboom
You are in the middle of having sex. She asks you to spank her ass so you waboom her. A waboom is an ass spank with a mighty swing and mighty force during sex.
I waboomed her so much last night.
Jersey Wahoos
One of the shittiest pools you will ever lay eyes on. Hell hole for people who swim here year round. Quite honestly one of the most drama filled teams you will ever meet. Has a guys team filled with assholes. Once you are there you can never leave. Known for sucking the lives out of innocent children. All the nice girls here eventually turn into hoes.
Boy: "Man that girl slept with him and his friend"
Boy 2: "Damn she must be from Jersey wahoos."
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Swimmer: "No i have fucking swim practice at Jersey Wahoos"
Boy 2: "Damn she must be from Jersey wahoos."
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Swimmer: "No i have fucking swim practice at Jersey Wahoos"
Jersey Wahoos by summerlists August 23, 2009
Wadoospadoo
Wadoospadoo is the name given to a person who wanks on penguins and wipes his face on them.
Wadoospadooing is the act of doing so, and "Wadoospadood" is having done it.
Wadoospadooing is the act of doing so, and "Wadoospadood" is having done it.
"Get lost, you wadoospadoo."
"Yuck. Richard Allum wadoospadood in the park."
"Stop wadoospadooing or I'll call the police on you!"
"Yuck. Richard Allum wadoospadood in the park."
"Stop wadoospadooing or I'll call the police on you!"
Wadoospadoo by Owenamazingjigolo November 15, 2006
wabowser
n.
an exclamatory expression of amazement and admiration following, and in recognition of, an impact of incredible magnitude or other momentous occasion; similarly, an action of such remarkable caliber as to warrant the use of the exclamation. Also a really fun word to say at dramatic intervals.
v.
the performance of such an action mentioned above.
Coined in homage to the great King Bowser Koopa, who is slow-moving but significantly powerful and awe-inspiring in action.
an exclamatory expression of amazement and admiration following, and in recognition of, an impact of incredible magnitude or other momentous occasion; similarly, an action of such remarkable caliber as to warrant the use of the exclamation. Also a really fun word to say at dramatic intervals.
v.
the performance of such an action mentioned above.
Coined in homage to the great King Bowser Koopa, who is slow-moving but significantly powerful and awe-inspiring in action.
wamoosh
"I'm going to go wamoosh a piss."
"Dude, he totally wamooshed her."
"We should go wamoosh some food."
"Dude, he totally wamooshed her."
"We should go wamoosh some food."
wamoosh by Rob Riot! and nickx May 4, 2007
BUAS WABOS
Carl: "let's get the ferry to the Isle of Wight"
Maxine: "Yeah just so you can get boned up with the staff you cunt"
BUAS WABOS
Maxine: "Yeah just so you can get boned up with the staff you cunt"
BUAS WABOS
BUAS WABOS by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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