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vors

A Norwegian word for a party before the party
Skal vi dra på vors hos Erik før festen til Emilie?
by manbeh September 12, 2022
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Vorshtein

A word used tersely to answer a fundamental question that cannot be explained by means of logically reasoning.
Mr. Elinoff: So, J. Peterman wants to hire some of our cartoonists to illustrate your catalog?

Elaine: Well we're hoping that if perhaps that the catalog is a little funnier,people won't be so quick to return the clothes ha ha.For example.. I..I really do...Well I love this one.

Mr. Elinoff: Oh! yeah... That's a rather clever jab at inter office politics don't you think.

Elaine: Aha, Aha...yeah...but, why is it that the animals enjoy reading the email?

Mr. Elinoff: Well Miss Benes. Cartoons are like gossamer and one doesn't dissect gossamer. heh..hemm..

Elaine; Well you don't have to dissect if you can just tell me. Why this is suppose to be funny?

Mr. Elinoff: Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.

Elaine: But, what is the comment.

Mr. Elinoff: It's a slice of life.

Elaine: No it isn't.

Mr. Elinoff: Pun?

Elaine: I don't think so.

Mr Elinoff: Vorshtein?

Elaine: That's not a word. You have no idea what this means do you?

Mr Elinoff: No.

Elaine: Then why did you print it?

Mr. Elinoff: I liked the kitty.
by I Cheat at Words With Friends December 19, 2011
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vorspiel

Closely linked to the nachspiel it is a party taking place before you go out on the town. usually taking palce in a private residence the object of the vorspiel is to socialise with friends while getting drunk and saving money by not having to drink as much when out on the town.

striktly translated from german it means forplay in a sexual meaning, but has been adoped by nordic countries as a party term.
Person1: Hey want to go to the disco/pub at 6?
person2: Nah I got invited to a vorspiel that lasts until 10.
by Pål Henriksen February 25, 2008
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Vorsprung Durch Technik

The advertising slogan/strap line of German automaker Audi.

Often heard at the end of 1980s-era Audi commercials and cleverly adapted to suit the theme of the ad.
Example 1 - Audi 100 commercial set in New York City:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, Durch Technik as they say in New York, New York"

Example 2 - Audi 100 commercial set around a German violinist:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, as they play, in Germany"
by YYC_A4 January 12, 2009
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vorstryke

someone who takes a fark post too seriously
earlier post "i hate retards, i think they should have their throats slit with glass shards"

vorstryke "hey, i know lots of retards and i wouldn't slit any of their throats with glass shards you = horrible horrible man!"

vorstryke "= is an arithmetic expression denoting equality"
by gr8fultom November 30, 2004
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Vorsprung Durch Technik

German for 'Progress through technology'. Apparantly.
'Vorsprung Durch Technik' wasn't on UD so I googled a definition and added it.
by Flippy_D April 30, 2005
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vorsvick

a french guy, preferably a maths teacher trying to say a girls last name
RAMI= miss vorsvick vat is ze ansver???
by johnny monk November 5, 2006
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