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vomshitting

1)A disease by which a human suffers by being constipated/having diaria and also suffering from increased amount of vomiting at the same moment. vomshitting may occur when a person is shitting in toilet whilst shitting he may over push his shit in his intestines which may lead to force pushing on the stomach which will cause the person to vomit and shit at the same time.
To avoid vomshitting one must not over push his shit instead relax and let your anus do its buisness.
Another advice woulf be decresing the amount of drinking alcohol and decreasing masturbating.

2) The word is said in a situation where someone is shocked and grossed out from the person he's speaking to. So the person will reply by saying "Are vomshitting me?" becasue that person had an erge to vomit due to the disgusting and shocking thing that was told to him.
After George was drunk and msaturbated five times he quickly ran to the bathroom to shit, what george didn't know was drinking and masturbating could cause vomshitting so poor george pushed as hard as he can to release his shit but unfortunately that caused him to vomshit all over the bathroom.
vomshitting by whisperingeye101 July 27, 2009
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vomishitting

Vomiting and shitting at the same time.
Ugh, I was so sick I ended up vomishitting all over the place.
vomishitting by egocentrism04 February 28, 2011

Vaxshitting

An old vax whore who had nothing going on in their life before covid-19 and still don’t buy think they’ve somehow become morally superior because they’ve been vaccinated and do nothing but talk about it in every social setting imaginable 24/7
If I have to hear Rose VAXshitting about why she decided Moderna’s version of the COVID19 vaccine was right for her and how her like flu like symptoms on the second shot made her question her choice I might slit my wrists.
Vaxshitting by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021

Vomitting Dummy 

West of Scotland slang for a penis.
IE - when the penis ejaculates it is like it is vomitting but then it cannot talk so it is a dummy
Huv ye ever had the vomitting dummy hen.
Vomitting Dummy by atlantadog May 14, 2010
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