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A very intelligent person located sometimes on iI/S. He appears seldomly to insult the I/S in various ways, generally using awkward metaphors. When he's not verbally abusing the I/S, he's saying witty, humorous things. To some, Vitz may be an asshole, but to most of those not the target of his ruthless, belittling insults he is ~a God~.
"*SIGH* where are my minions *blows on a small flute and awaits the arrival of small orange men all dressed accordingly and all with abnormally deep voices for their statures*"

-Vitz
vitz by Vitz Is A Fucking God December 11, 2008
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"Dude, did you see that chick that walked right passed you?!"

"Yeah, she was waaaay vitz."
guys who like to be penetrated very deeply in the anus. Also a person who sucks at MW2
That kid over there is bleeding out his ass, he must be a VITZ.

Dude your a fucking VITZ your K/D is like .69
VITZ by 301tilimdone April 29, 2010

sophia vitz 

you know sophia vitz?
yeah!
she's gay.
sophia vitz by MEGALOLZZ October 16, 2008

vitzerla 

A supernatural entity which exists on the internet. Known to have a vile laughter which loosens your bowels.

Plays Albion Online extensively.
Yushi shat his pants when Vitzerla started laughing.
vitzerla by Salty Surprise September 4, 2020

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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