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The biggest asshole evar. Located in the iEMS.
"Go fucking die you waste of human life."

-Vitz
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A very intelligent person located sometimes on iI/S. He appears seldomly to insult the I/S in various ways, generally using awkward metaphors. When he's not verbally abusing the I/S, he's saying witty, humorous things. To some, Vitz may be an asshole, but to most of those not the target of his ruthless, belittling insults he is ~a God~.
"*SIGH* where are my minions *blows on a small flute and awaits the arrival of small orange men all dressed accordingly and all with abnormally deep voices for their statures*"

-Vitz
vitz by Vitz Is A Fucking God December 11, 2008
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"Dude, did you see that chick that walked right passed you?!"

"Yeah, she was waaaay vitz."
guys who like to be penetrated very deeply in the anus. Also a person who sucks at MW2
That kid over there is bleeding out his ass, he must be a VITZ.

Dude your a fucking VITZ your K/D is like .69
VITZ by 301tilimdone April 29, 2010

sophia vitz 

you know sophia vitz?
yeah!
she's gay.
sophia vitz by MEGALOLZZ October 16, 2008

vitzerla 

A supernatural entity which exists on the internet. Known to have a vile laughter which loosens your bowels.

Plays Albion Online extensively.
Yushi shat his pants when Vitzerla started laughing.
vitzerla by Salty Surprise September 4, 2020
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