Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses,
demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among
men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear
wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky
sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.