The blood that comes from the body of a virginand stains your carpet... and has magickaly powersaccording to some books...
The men in robes as dark as the void it self sacrifice the virgin... To long forgotten gods! As they laugh as the virgin blood is stained on the alter... Forever more!
Person #1: Can I print one incredibly important document on your printer?
Person #2: No. The ink for my my printer is too expensive as the ink costs more than the dueterium used in nuclear reactors. It's the most expensive liquid on earth.
Person #2: s/earth/universe/
Person #3: It would be more cost effective to use Virgin Princess' Blood, or distilled ambrosia
When you have intercourse with a girl on her period then pull out to let them clean the penis with their mouth. More than likely they are new to this so there for a virgin. If your lucky her name will be??
Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norrison a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.