violism-the true religion. the true god is instagram user @kotomisviolin in which of course you should believe. people who believe in violism often get more females than normal people, so the right choice is to believe in violism.
by seinenwrld March 24, 2021
Get the violism mug.The religion believed by the Bishops and the people of Dema. The religion basically states that the end goal of all life is to die (by suicide), and that “reality” should be celebrated. This religion is the reason why Clancy and the Banditos left Dema. Tyler (from the band Twenty One Pilots) wants everyone to know that this fake religion is 100% wrong, and he and Josh communicated this in their song Neon Gravestones on their album Trench. Tyler communicated this information in a Discord Clique interview on May, 3, 2020. The interview can be found on the Discord Clique YouTube.
by DeadFlowers May 3, 2020
Get the Vialism mug.The religion of the people who live in Dema, ruled over by the Bishops. The religion basically says that the end goal of all life is to die (by suicide), and that it should be celebrated. The song Neon Gravestones by Twenty One Pilots on the album Trench. This religion is the reason why Clancy and all the Banditos left Dema, because it’s wrong. Tyler communicated this information in a Discord interview on May/3/2020.
You: “What is Vialism?”
Me: “It’s a disgusting religion believed by the Bishops and the people of Dema.”
Me: “It’s a disgusting religion believed by the Bishops and the people of Dema.”
by DeadFlowers May 3, 2020
Get the Vialism mug.Someone who was told by there orchestra teacher to switch to a viola because there were not enough players.
Violinist:Bro look at that violist in the practice room
Bassist:yikes it looks like he's trying to gut a salmon
Bassist:yikes it looks like he's trying to gut a salmon
by OrchBassist February 27, 2019
Get the Violist mug.Superior musician who plays the viola and as legend has it, the leader(s) of future society despite the current lack of respect.
EX. 1
Violinist: Violins are teh BEST.
Violist: No...Violists are, as proven by the sexy tone quality and large badonkadonk on the instrument.
EX. 2
ME (violist): Violists will one day rule the world.
Anonymous violin student: HAHAHA...no.
Anonymous orchestra teacher: Actually, he's right.
Violinist: Violins are teh BEST.
Violist: No...Violists are, as proven by the sexy tone quality and large badonkadonk on the instrument.
EX. 2
ME (violist): Violists will one day rule the world.
Anonymous violin student: HAHAHA...no.
Anonymous orchestra teacher: Actually, he's right.
by aRMDviolist47 August 24, 2008
Get the Violist mug.1. One who plays the viola, a bowed string instrument with a tuning the same as that of a violin, but with a low C-string as opposed to a high E-string.
Syn.: Viola player
Ant.: Musician
Syn.: Viola player
Ant.: Musician
1. When somebody walks into a bank with a violin case, everybody's afraid they'll pull out a gun. When somebody walks into a bank with a viola case, everyone's afraid they'll pull out a viola.
2. Him? He's not a musician, he's a violist.
2. Him? He's not a musician, he's a violist.
by Ebolamunkee October 11, 2006
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Person: You're shit.
Violist: But I'm the principal!
Person: But you're still shit.
Violist: I named my viola "Firewood."
Person: Well, at least you chose something more creative than "shit."
Person: You're shit.
Violist: But I'm the principal!
Person: But you're still shit.
Violist: I named my viola "Firewood."
Person: Well, at least you chose something more creative than "shit."
by Che Criollo December 8, 2018
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