Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.
Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
by Pedantic Twit May 03, 2006
by fearme February 10, 2010
by weezy daniels December 05, 2007
by jdub27 March 02, 2007
Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.
Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
by RandyL August 15, 2005
Taken from Fast and Furious.
The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.
The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.
Player 1: Yes I'm coming first.
Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*.
Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.
Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*.
Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.
by Gaara ofde Funk May 07, 2011