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vexilith 

Middle Aged man. Usually suffering through a mid-life crisis. Drives a mini-van. Has irregularly terrible teeth. Typically found complaining to managers at Tesco about why their knives aren't on sale. Drinks Lipton tea on a regular basis with his other unemployed, virgin, degenerate low-life, incel friends. Has no wife, but a husband who has stable income but makes all the money for him.

Vexilith's can also be found on the internet ordering people around as if they have real power. On the off chance this type of person were to get power on the internet, be it a discord/reddit mod, or a member of High Command on a certain Roblox Galactic Empire, they typically abuse the power given to them to the point where the playerbase no longer has an enjoyable experience, and thus, leave.
Vexilith: We will be re-opening First Legion, and all divisions will have to wait an entire week until they can recruit people into their divisions. Also, we will be removing every person from every division.

JCOS member: *Provides a solid argument on why this is not a good idea*

Vexilith: We will also be needing a new member for the JCOS. Meeting dismissed.
vexilith by iiSato October 27, 2021
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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