VESPA

Acronym for "Value Estimated Solely from Physical Appearance"

All of his friends are VESPAs, they are all pretty to look at but bring nothing substantive to a conversation.

by Vrspa January 3, 2016

Vespa

Italian for Wasp
and a type of scooter that most of London ride round on

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Vespa

Italian company. Name usually used to refer to any of the elite motorized scooters the company produces.

Can I drive you home on my Vespa?

by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Vespa

1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do

2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did

1) I don't drive a Vespa!

2) Sure, I'll fuck you, you damn Vespa

by Fraser November 14, 2004

Vespa

Slow, bad handling cult machine, recently popularised by sad advertising men without an original idea between them.

Or a form of transport favoured by wordscooterboys/word

Look at the rust on that Vespas mudgurd.

by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003

Vespa Platinum

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.

Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.

by Fraser December 3, 2004

vespa drivers

inexpensive platform for demonstrating one's homosexuality

One's manhood is tarnished or diminished when participating in the vespa drivers' experience

by Blogslys May 19, 2013