a state where weed burns like gasoline and where it snows like a bitch. basically the best damn place in the world other than the rich flat landers and jews that now own all the mom and pop stores and the rich bastards in the state house that wipe the asses of all the rich jews. overun with smoked out hippies, subarus, and hicks its the coolest place on this fucking earth!!!!!!!! 802 represent bitches!!!!
bob: sally lets move i hate jew york i'm sick of being mugged every day.
sally: sweet heart lets move to Vermont.
bob: i dont know honey, i dont really want to be ass raped with taxes and yelled at by a bunch of rich kikes.
sally: your right sweet heart lets just pack a bowl and think of some thing else.
sally: sweet heart lets move to Vermont.
bob: i dont know honey, i dont really want to be ass raped with taxes and yelled at by a bunch of rich kikes.
sally: your right sweet heart lets just pack a bowl and think of some thing else.
by jake magizatch bizatch November 28, 2007
The most boring place on earth. If you take out Burlington we are all basically living like amish. Burlington is cool with the music, hippies, and weed, but besides that the rest of us are living like our cows. P.S. We are over populated and over run by cows.
Man 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Man 2: We can go to the music clubs in Burlington!
Man 1: We don't have the tech to go to Burlington. We have never seen a car before.
Man 2: F*CK, I hate Vermont!I guess we have to spend all night milking cows.
Man 2: We can go to the music clubs in Burlington!
Man 1: We don't have the tech to go to Burlington. We have never seen a car before.
Man 2: F*CK, I hate Vermont!I guess we have to spend all night milking cows.
by peaceflower April 16, 2010
Beware of a state as backward as a third-world country, as highly-taxed as Sweden, and thoroughly contaminated with Uranium-- in the drinking water and lakes and streams, in all products produced in the state-- their famous cheeses, dairy products, maple syrup, Organic sure, but so is Uranium. BEWARE!
by gunsmeatpies+cheese August 16, 2008
Vermont has its perks. Theres not much to do here, but the four wheeling is amazing. Snowboarding kicks some major ass, we have some huge stoners here. Phish is from here. And of course Ben and Jerry's are from Vermont. If you know who to talk to you will have one hell of a time here. The tailgating parties here are sick. And yes. We have some amazing pot.
by SunKissedbebe19 July 11, 2006
Pros- Ben & Jerry's Ice cream, Vermont made maple syrup, winter sports, quietness, nature, mountains, Vermont teddy bear factory, and variety of weather.
Cons- Rednecks, driving extensive amounts of time to get anywhere, weather usually keeps people indoors, weather is extremely unpredictable, smelly farms, no amusement parks, slow drivers, only 5 total shopping malls (only 2 of them are legit), bad roads, hippies, expensive taxes for no apparent reason, no beaches, and very limited employment options.
To conclude, obviously there are many more cons than pros... but to many, the pros are enough to outweigh the many cons. To some, Vermont is just too slow and boring.
Cons- Rednecks, driving extensive amounts of time to get anywhere, weather usually keeps people indoors, weather is extremely unpredictable, smelly farms, no amusement parks, slow drivers, only 5 total shopping malls (only 2 of them are legit), bad roads, hippies, expensive taxes for no apparent reason, no beaches, and very limited employment options.
To conclude, obviously there are many more cons than pros... but to many, the pros are enough to outweigh the many cons. To some, Vermont is just too slow and boring.
redneck middle of nowhere hippy attention whore bad service ben and jerrys peace and quiet vermont teddy bear
by chicka from vt May 21, 2011
Blue collar degenerate trash, with more pride for their state, than to welcome outsiders... hence drying out their own economy. One who will offer you their unsolicited opinion, and unwanted advice. Liberal to a fault, offering leniant penalties or "rehab" to sex offenders, while providing welfare to unemployed drug pushers. Someone who dumps their trash on the roadside. One who overfishes, overhunts, and undercompensates for what they take. Mostly over the age of 65, driving younger generations out of state with their stubborn ways. Some hardworking. Some very friendly. Others, cold and unsociable. A welfare charity case. An inbred. A woodchuck. Their pride in Phish is as tired as the band's music. Unable to cope with the fact that their state is nothing more than America's retirement home; where people come to regail at the colorful leaves and enjoy Ben & Jerry's icecream once a year. They grow good pot. They brew great beer. Willing to settle for less. A walking, talking, fucking oxymoron of a disaster of a human being.
Let's move to Vermont. Nevermind, Vermonters hate everyone out who wants to live there. Let them remain one of the 5 poorest states in the U.S. and harbor pedofiles then. Watch out for that that washing machine someone left by the roadside!
by AVermonter July 23, 2009
A horrible state where horrible people are from. Everyone is so behind in fashion, pop culture and everything else. No one has cable, they all smoke pot and ruin normal people's lives. Vermont is the only state in the country that worships Grace Potter. (If you don't know who she is, you are not from vermont) Anyone who is not a redneck, hick, or hippie hates it.
by Vermont Hater November 13, 2011