The Flaming Verizon Sanchez 

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

The Verizon Sanchez 

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

The Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

Verizon Standard Time 

The current time according to Verizon Wireless.

Is this clock in Verizon Standard Time?

Verizon Standard Time by beefc August 17, 2011

verizons 

Another word for DSL. Used to describe a woman with dick sucking lips.

I would love to get head from her, she's got some verizons.

verizons by pscholar December 9, 2008