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ventexting 

When you are uber pissed for some reason and you start blowing up the phone of a friend explaining why you're so pissed.
Angry girl - That girl is such a freaking bitch I can't handle her anymore I think next time I see her I'm going to push her down the stairs.
Friend-kk
Angry girl - and then I'm going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball bat the shit out of her mirrors.
Friend - hmmm
Angry girl - sorry, I'm done now.
Friend - damn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer....spaz.
ventexting by BenedictineU May 3, 2010
Related Words
A group of homosexual men, particularly ones who have polyamorous relations with each other that like it up the butt.
Old guy: Back in my day we threw stones at the ventexi (plural of ventex)
Ventex by Jolingus February 25, 2024
A ventex is usually a gay guy who’s only up for hookups and doesn’t want to be in a relationship due to outside pressure or religious reasons.
Person 1: I heard Joey is secretly a ventex
Person 2: So I’ve heard, he even has ventex in his xbox gamertag
Ventex by Balslinger March 1, 2024
New slang used normally around the east and west coasts of the US that typically is used to describe a gay individual who participates largely in hookup culture but refuses to be in a relationship due to several different reasons.
Ventex by NeuteredBaller March 2, 2024
The wild ventexi are born in litters of 6 and be seen going to town on each other which is also where they feed from
Ventexi by Jolingus January 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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