Velvet surprise

When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.

Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020

Red velvet surprise

When a male/female licks a menstruating woman’s anus and period blood has seeped down to it.

-Bro, Jessica gave me a red velvet surprise last night...
-that’s why I only eat ass with the lights on.

by Sharpsean October 12, 2020

The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.

"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."

by Veliana November 22, 2017

Velveta surprise

// ch'eezy '' v'ag;// The act of inserting an 8"x4" block of frozen premium grade Velveta cheese into the womens' ass while in the reverse cowgirl sexual position.

a: A process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of Velveta cheese in your mouth. While ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. Once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. In bowl place the recently strained noodles. Then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your ass.

"Jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our sex, until she recieved the velveta surprise."

"Damn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having Velveta Suprise for lunch."

by Jizzake Blue Balls January 22, 2012