veld

The face that is made when the grundle is being tongued and licked from a person of the opposite sex.

After my work out I received some dirty pleasure, but from the veld on her face, she did not like my stinky sack.

by Dumpster of Gristles May 2, 2005

velding

The act of picking up pens of the floor.

Ethan: Why are you velding?
Michael: Free pens, why not.

by year12 crippling depression February 21, 2018

te Velde swag

Describing someone who is dressed super fly or acts super cool.

Yo, bro, you got some te Velde swag.

by Steve Hanpuppet April 29, 2022

te velde

a te velde is someone you don’t want to mess with. he’s 7 feet tall, has curly gray hair, extremely bushy eyebrows, and will probably rape you. he’s so creepy he got his dress codes taken away from him and got a teacher suspension bc he stares at girls. STAY AWAY FROM TE VELD!

bro that’s mr. te velde is such a te velde stay away from him.

by my dick is red November 11, 2019