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Dana Velarde 

Dana Velarde is a funniest girl . She can sing, she's like a meme too , nope she's not famous . Mhm

That's it
Person 1 : You know who dana velarde is??
Person 2: YES! And she's a great person and super beautiful and kind!!!!
Person 1 : Now i wanted to be her friend!
Dana Velarde by JSJSHSHBS November 24, 2018

Oscar velarde 

They are really handsome but are really criko
Juan is almost like oscar velarde
Oscar velarde by Pepelguapo September 8, 2021

Josue Velarde 

Josue Velarde is a man who you just want to hop in bed with. A man who can get you horny In a second, one glance of this hot and you will be begging for a buttfuck.
Did you see Josue Velarde, I really want a buttfuck him. What a rigga.
Josue Velarde by Mr Gordon October 16, 2021
Pertaining to the african american male that rules the street of Palisades Park.
Better watch out or Velardage will take your families gold.
Velardage by Joe Velardo August 10, 2006

Velardian 

A form of government with extreme authoritarianism cutting down on lots of rights that's had state surveillance extremely patriotic champions the idea they evolved from gods and national eugenics.
Velardian governments might be worse than Orwellian governments
Velardian by Communist Toge July 6, 2018

Velardian 

Velardian is a form of government which is defined by

Violent patriotism
Unflinching support of imperialism
Acceptance of any and all teachings presented to you by the state
Embrace the notion that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few
Have a strong desire to spread the teachings of the Velardian Party throughout the Earth and beyond
The blind willingness to accept orders by the ruling authority (good or bad)
The feeling that your race and culture is inherently superior to all others
Accepting everything in the Velardian Manifesto to be truth and the supreme law of the land
Willingness to daily consume drugs that regulate one's thoughts and cause a false, high feeling of joy
Velardianism might be a rival to Orwellian
Velardian by Communist Toge July 6, 2018