Urban Dictionary: vegetable

Vegetables are what food eats.

The food chain works as such: Vegetables are eaten by delicious animals, which are eaten by men. No exceptions.

by Powerslave1123 April 25, 2010

What a vegetable, he doesn't do shit

by joseph ding December 07, 2014

1. A type of plant that can be consumed. Vegetables contain many nutrients and vitamins.
2. A derogatory term for a disabled person.

1. Oranges have vitamin C, so remember to eat one to stay healthy.
2. What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Here are some vegetables: carrot, potatoe, potato, onion, cabbage, turnip, salad, lettuce, tomato, spinach, bean, pepper, squash.

by rpfeff November 19, 2003

by GumpasaurusRex August 14, 2018

Definition 1: A food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

Definition 2: A retard

Mother: Now, now Jack, eat your vegetables!
Jack: Aw, but I don't wanna!!!

Guy 1: Man, you're a VEGETABLE!
Guy 2: DON'T EAT ME O.O

It's a word people use when talking about marajuana. Also when talking about rolling a joint, they say making a pizza.

"i just bought some vegetables. Were going to make a pizza"