People often mistake the "vart" as another word for queef, but that is incorrect. A queef is when clean air gets pushed into your vagina. A vart is when you fart and it gets trapped and it sneaks up into your vagina then you vart it out.
"Oh my god sarah I think im going to let out a Vart when i stand up."
Sarah-"Its ok girl ill cough really loud so nobody hears it"
Sarah-"Its ok girl ill cough really loud so nobody hears it"
by JBizzleFoRizzle August 8, 2018
A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.
When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003
verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
by Salvador Mestizo May 1, 2011
When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.
Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.
by brendanoconnell April 17, 2020
by Austeezy my neezy September 23, 2008
by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2010