Vanderbilt is the school where people who could
get into the lower Ivies go when they
realize they’re not ugly.
Not on Harvard’s level, but is
better than schools like Brown.
Van student #1: “Damn,
Princeton passed Vanderbilt. We’re only 18th for 2019’s rankings.”
Van student #2: “Yeah, but is one spot worth having
exponentially uglier
classmates?”
Van Student #3: “yeah, kind of amazing for a school with an 11% acceptance rate”