Vank

A very angry wank.

Girl: "Me and my boyfriend were suppose to meet last night, it was going to be the first time we made love."
Boy: "What happened?"
Girl: "His car broke down and he couldn't get here!"
Boy: "Ha, I bet he had a Vank."
Girl: "Vank?"

by NotMyRealName1 January 11, 2013

Vank

Wanking while vaping (Vanking)

I treated myself to a Vank

by DrewTipz June 25, 2022

Vank

When you've been hit in the head so many times you can't stop talking about bees.
The opposite of Vonk

Vincent was Vanked so many times in the head that he became totally obsessed with bees.

by Chickenpants93 September 3, 2021

VANK

VANK is the psuedonym of a prolific Korean spammer.

Me: Shit, VANK just sent me millions of spam e-mails about some shit called Dokdo. Whatever.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

vanking

Vaginal-wanking, a girl’s form of wanking

She was caught vanking in the toilets before class

by Floatingfeather December 5, 2017

Vank

a cat with a wide nose

“that cat is vank as hell!”

by Fatscatmandoo February 26, 2019