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Brenda: I heard getting kicked in the penis is pretty painful.
Matt: Not as bad as those ute punches.
Matt: Not as bad as those ute punches.
ute punch by How do you spell retard? February 4, 2009
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Louisiana Ute Punch
A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.
Louisiana Ute Punch by DMS himself March 6, 2009
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ute punch • Louisiana Ute Punch • Ute-douche • ute muster • Ute Sac • Ute uncle barryed • Ka-ute • chure ute • dar ute • dusty ute
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