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urinalization

The mental process a man goes through when he enters a public restroom quickly heading directly towards his favorite urinal only to realize someone else is currently using it and must quickly make a decision on another urinal to use without upsetting the urinal etiquette balance.
Dude... I went into the bathroom and had an urinalization. It was a close call because I nearly had a urinal checkmate on my hands.
by Nathaniel Graves January 12, 2012
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urinalienation

The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.
Man: "Dr. I've got a bad case of urinalienation."

Dr: "Dude, me too! I can't pee unless there's three open urinals between me and other dudes!"
by stirling78 May 20, 2009
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urinahilation

Destroying something by peeing on it
The snow was melted by urinahilation.
The dog killed the house plant via urinahilation.
by boatsmith August 29, 2018
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