The mental process a man goes through when he enters a public restroom quickly heading directly towards his favorite urinal only to realize someone else is currently using it and must quickly make a decision on another urinal to use without upsetting the urinal etiquette balance.
Dude... I went into the bathroom and had an urinalization. It was a close call because I nearly had a urinal checkmate on my hands.
by Nathaniel Graves January 11, 2012
by Doozieoozie June 21, 2018
1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.
1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?
by Flazzorb November 07, 2019
If you are dying of thirst, it is better to drink someone else's urine rather than your own because your body has already rejected yours.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
by b1lly April 14, 2015
Someone who constantly has to urinate and speaks in a german-like tone of voice similar to Arnold.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.
"I Must Urin-ate..I'll be back", Dude, you are the Urinator!, you pee constantly and talk like Arnold in the movie The Terminator.
by Goatoghillgary December 21, 2016
by Anonymous July 29, 2003