urinalization

The mental process a man goes through when he enters a public restroom quickly heading directly towards his favorite urinal only to realize someone else is currently using it and must quickly make a decision on another urinal to use without upsetting the urinal etiquette balance.

Dude... I went into the bathroom and had an urinalization. It was a close call because I nearly had a urinal checkmate on my hands.

by Nathaniel Graves January 12, 2012

Urinator

A person who pees the most often

Went on a family road trip and Mom needed to go to every road stop to pee as she is the Urinator

by Doozieoozie June 21, 2018

Urinalism

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.

1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?

by Flazzorb November 07, 2019

urine

liquid excreted by the kidneys

If you are dying of thirst, it is better to drink someone else's urine rather than your own because your body has already rejected yours.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

urinating

The process of releasing bodily waste in the form of liquids.

"Billy, your dinner is ready"
"Hold on a second darling I'm just urinating"

by b1lly April 14, 2015

The Urinator

Someone who constantly has to urinate and speaks in a german-like tone of voice similar to Arnold.
Due to the frequency of the urinationations the person is often suspected of being a cyborg.

"I Must Urin-ate..I'll be back", Dude, you are the Urinator!, you pee constantly and talk like Arnold in the movie The Terminator.

by Goatoghillgary December 22, 2016

urinal

That thing us guys piss in.

Girl: What is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men's bathroom?

Guy: That's a urinal.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003