Urf

The definition of the word urf is the undeniable truth that something terrible has happened. If something terrible has happened, you say urf and then everything is better. I think people who use the word urf are the coolest people in the world and if you disagree with me then I'll hurt you. So in theory the word irf is the best word in the world, and I just love it so so so much. XoXo bitches.

URF, my life sure does suck. Oh wait now it's super because I used the word urf.

by Bang me daily August 9, 2011

URF

abbreviation for "U-R-Funny". Alternate response to a funny statement (usually response to an electronic message) instead of the typical "LOL" .

Boy: Hey, guess what... I threw your ex-bf in the mud.
Girl: URF! Thnx! But we're back together!

Girl Walrus: Hey, who wants a beach ball?
Boy Walrus: URF! URF! URF!

by frijol May 27, 2009

urf

A Useless/Ugly Retarded Faggot; also a Useless/Ugly Reject Feminist, sometimes referred to as an angry lesbian (or if male, a cuk).

Often used in social media as a comment, or to annotate someone who is an ugly faggot or useless feminist.

Rosie O'Donnel...what an urf.

That guy is a militant queer...complete urf.

Yeah, good one, welfare tard. #urf

by NotMeAsianKitty January 27, 2019

urf

To slam someone verbally; shut them down with an insult that they couldn't possibly have a good comeback for.

"You betta recognize"
"All I recognize is your ugly face!"
"Damn! You urfed me!"

by Jenn March 1, 2004

urf

1. (verb) to fuck
2. (insult) fuck you

1. I want to urf you.
2. Urf you!

by the tuz! August 5, 2003

urf

To insert a penis into another man's anal opening and proceed to urinate thus filling his anal cavity and relieving the strain on your bladder.

Damn I wanna urf that guy.

Hey your mom got a sex change.

Yea thats why I wanna urf her/him.

by Mini Vann March 13, 2005

urf durf

-a term usually used in a response to someone like whatever..

-also used in a way to define someone as cool or awesome

person 1: Hey man, let's go to disneyland

person 2: urf durf man

female 1: hey, what is that doug E fresh guy like?

female 2: he is like.... urf durf

female 1: no way! what a stud!

by kelian9 July 21, 2009