little beta bitchboy, is an absolute creep
with a smile as wide as his head but gives you those vibes that you should stay away from
that person. Very short and has the body shape of a pear wears a lot of Broncos stuff and follows football mainly because he never goes outside and sits in his room saying he’s gonna be a football
superstar despite never playing it once in his life. Urbanskis are usually very tough until it actually comes time to play the part and will talk about you behind your back but won’t actually do anything when it comes time to. If an urbanski ever has a crush on you just remember despite the amount of times you reject him he will not stop persisting to creep you out