urban flashlight 

Lumination provided by an incendiary with great risk to the urbanites

Having set the rag alit he stuffed in his 40 to find the keys to ride his niggers home.

He's so MacGynigger. Puttering his pimpwagon he drive by torched the faggy rice rocket with tonight's urban flashlight.

urban flashlight by Hellion Shores January 14, 2013

urban flashlight 

A phrase used in place of cell phone (or other handheld electronic device with a screen) when it is used to light one's way in the dark, most commonly illuminating the immediate area around one's feet.

Person 1: I can't see anything, it's so dark I feel like I'm gonna trip and fall.

Person 2: Well just whip out the ol' urban flashlight.

urban flashlight by adrianwaldsee January 13, 2013