ur mother 

the white boi versoin of yo mom + the most fuck tard comeback in the world

A: were did u go to day?
B: all that way to ur mothers bed OOOOOO!!!! diis burn wat now biznitch

ur mother by UR moma!!! June 22, 2008

Ur mother 

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number

me: hey ur mother
her: ok

Ur mother by hotperson9242 October 20, 2021

ur mother 

ur motherrr

ur motherrrrrrrrrr

ur mother by urmotherrrrrr December 6, 2021

ur mother 

the person that I fucked last night.

girl : hey, by any chance, do you know where my mom went last night?
guy : oh, i was fucking ur mother in bed. very clean
girl : what the fuck

ur mother by weebuwu March 12, 2022

ur mother 

no

hey last night i ate a burger it was so hot and juicy

ur mothers pussy was hot and juicy also

ur mother by ifuckedurmotherlastnight April 21, 2022

Ur mother 

A giant Woman figure that has birthed you that is normally a large size.

That cow looks like Ur mother eating pizza.

Ur mother by Ur mom eating pizza June 23, 2022

Ur mother 

ur mother- a comeback that can be used for... everything basically

person 1: Hey Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams, Whats up?
Person 2: ur mother

person A: Hey Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, im so tired what bout u?
person B: Ur mothers tired

Ur mother by Ur mom lollllllllllllllllll1 November 16, 2022