Ur dad’s wife is a dyke 

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

Ur dad’s wife is a dyke by JacksonFucksYourMom May 18, 2018

ur dad straight

The opposite of ur mom gay.

Virgin #1: Ur dad straight
Virgin #2: No u

ur dad straight by dumbbrickxd November 28, 2018

thats what ur dad said 

An akward comment, that combines the phrase "ur mom" and "thats what he said", but flips the "mom" part to "dad"
usually said by someone who goes by the name katie

Jenn: God I really suck at this
Katie: Thats what ur dad said
Jenn: WTF is that
Monica: I know right (lauging)

thats what ur dad said by Johnny Crocket February 22, 2008

Ur dad likes spageth 

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister

Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*

Ur dad likes spageth by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018

Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt 

The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad

Phone wrings:

You: YEs

Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S COCK April 29, 2022

Ur dad 2 degrees straight 

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

Ur dad 2 degrees straight by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Ur dads a lesbian 

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP

You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*

Ur dads a lesbian by eggwater March 5, 2018