Tom: "Billy, did you explain to Steve that Gilligan just NEVER gets off that island?"
Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."
Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."
by stockman09 December 1, 2010
it wasn't my fault- your mom made me go upstairs outsidies on her with force... i don't even want to say whut happened next
by Nuernburglar December 9, 2008
When you touch a chicks rack while their not wearing a shirt... or under a shirt... whatever you want... as long as it's bare-boob touching
by Thrashed16 November 26, 2009
Milly was in my upstairs basement
by Pixiestick518 January 18, 2019
A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.
"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
by Steve-er January 31, 2010
My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.
by RaggedyMule January 14, 2012
Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.
"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006