Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”

by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021

Up Balls

Balls that are attached to the shaft of the penis. They do not sag or hang low. Not just in the cold weather but 24/7.

Yo dude did you see jimmys balls he has total up balls!

by Jimmyupballs October 13, 2021

Up balls

A way to respond to "whats up?", it means its good.
Many variation exist like "up ball sucks" , meaning it sucks and "up balls every day all day", meaning its great all day every day

Hey dude whats up? Up balls dude.

by Ligma ball sachs42 May 7, 2025

push-up balls

When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.

May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.

Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?

Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.

by Manmess November 23, 2013

chin up balls out

when life is getting someone down, the best piece of advice for them is to keep their chin up and go balls out and not let anything get to them.

Jason: These two idiots on the farm are really starting to get to me with their negative comments.

Karl: Don't even listen to them, seriously mate....chin up balls out ignore the hillbillies!

Jason: Yeah I suppose, cheers mate you are a hero!

by woodzieworldtour2011 April 13, 2011

get your balls up

To overcome your fear, to act despite your fright and show some confidence by being a man.

When you are scared to walk over to that pretty girl your friend tells you to get your balls up.

by natralman December 14, 2008

balls up

In current usage, any disastrous situation. The balls referred to are NOT testicles. The term dates from the days of wooden sailing ships when the existence of a shipboard disaster, such as plague, lack of food or water, mutiny, etc. was communicated to the outside world by hoisting large-ish, brightly painted wooden balls up into the rigging. Balls of different colors represented different disasters and therefore served as either requests for assistance or warnings to stay clear.

Ed: What a complete Balls Up!
Ted: You said it.

by Paul Dellechiaie January 8, 2009