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up and down 

to check someone out, i.e. by looking them up and down
"Did you see that guy checking you out?"
"Yeah, he totally gave me the up and down!"
up and down by Renners July 8, 2006

Up and down 

Getting the puss or getting head.
“She went up and down on the don, she sucked it till it was red white and blue”- Big P
Up and down by Big Nig P May 23, 2022

Up and down 

in different states or moods; variable.
My relationship with her went up and down.
Up and down by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round 

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

up and down clown 

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown
He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.
up and down clown by woodpile January 25, 2010

up and down, in and out 

Crazy mad sex on a merry go round with a fat black chick.
We went to the county fair and my girlfriend wanted to participate in a up and down, in and out.
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