unicorn zone

This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.

John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."