by Phileas Wilco Fogg February 20, 2012
It's college you stupid fucks. Not uni. Please rid the English language of this bastardization of a word. It makes you sound like some pompous piece of shit with no self-esteem.
Say college. C-o-l-l-e-g-e.
It does not imply you go to a 2 year program. No one in top 20 programs refer to their program as a "uni." They say college.
"I go to college."
"When I was in college..."
"I am a college student."
Now get with it folks.
And there are plenty of third tier 4 year programs that are "universities." So saying "uni" does not mean anything, and instead reveals to the rest of the world you've probably gone to a no-name program or care too much about what others think of you.
*Saying university should only be with the full name of the program. Like Princeton University. Otherwise, it's almost always college. And never, ever "uni."
It does not imply you go to a 2 year program. No one in top 20 programs refer to their program as a "uni." They say college.
"I go to college."
"When I was in college..."
"I am a college student."
Now get with it folks.
And there are plenty of third tier 4 year programs that are "universities." So saying "uni" does not mean anything, and instead reveals to the rest of the world you've probably gone to a no-name program or care too much about what others think of you.
*Saying university should only be with the full name of the program. Like Princeton University. Otherwise, it's almost always college. And never, ever "uni."
by Ymotana April 21, 2013
by heyyyyyloooool September 2, 2019
(verb) anal sex performed by someone with a dildo strapped to their head thus resembling in appearence a unicorn.
by sed1 February 4, 2010
Short for unisuit, a one piece spandex thing worn mostly by rowers. It is basically what you would get if you took a pair of spandex shorts and joined it to a (spandex) tank-top at the waist. Rowers/coxswains racing uniforms are almost exclusively unis, however they are also worn for training. Often racing unis are printed in a similar pattern to the team in question's oars, or at least in the same colors. Usually the shorts part is longer than normal spandex, like mid thigh, so they give you seriously annoying tan lines because they are hard to hide. Dress shopping is seriously annoying with a uni-tan. They also make it hard to pee.
We aren't allowed to wear our racing unis until race day.
Getting new unis is the best!
Damn uni-tan, guess I won't be doing booty shorts this summer.
Getting new unis is the best!
Damn uni-tan, guess I won't be doing booty shorts this summer.
by Liz-423 July 19, 2013