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uncle dirty dick 

an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.
oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
uncle blow dick by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

Ur uncle nick has no dick 

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

Uncle Dicking 

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.
"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"
Uncle Dicking by urnin December 3, 2013

uncle dicky 

some one intent on screwing you, wether physically mentally or financhiley,
Uncle Dicky really stuck it up my ass.

I had 100 bucks in my pocket, then I met uncle dicky.

Uncle dicky ruined my life, now I got a headache
uncle dicky by parker19777 December 3, 2006