Uncle Sam's Army

Uncle Sam's Army is the nickname for the fans and supporters of the US Men's National Soccer Team. Prevealent at the World Cup, Gold Cup, and any US home game north of Virginia.

"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"

by ZW June 21, 2006

pulling an Uncle Sam

Pulling an Uncle Sam is basically fucking over the people closest to you in an unlimited amount of ways. Stealing, Lying, Cheating, ect.

You sure were pulling an Uncle Sam the other day when you were banging your sister-in-law.

by UnYieldingBroda June 7, 2013

Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.

I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

uncle sam's misguided children

abbreviated as USMC. a synonym for US Marine Corps.

I can't believe you went and joined up with uncle sam's misguided children.

by Broan October 26, 2007

uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 4, 2006

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009