an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.
by billybender February 17, 2009
Kami: I went to get a spray tan today.
Lalli: Do you look all hot and tan now?
Kami: I was umpaLumpaed.
Lalli: Do you look all hot and tan now?
Kami: I was umpaLumpaed.
by Kamilicious March 05, 2010
The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.
Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.
Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
by Apollo The Shepherd Saint June 20, 2015
by beatingbrad December 20, 2020