guy1: Hey man what is that amazing game you are playing?

guy2: Only the UBERest game EVAAAA!!!!!!

guy1: And what is that???

guy2: UBERSTRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uberstrike by m-dog333 July 18, 2011

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UberStrike

UberStrike is a huge, online game. Like all online games, it is unbelievably addictive. When you’re hunched over your laptop with your headphones on, you feel this euphoria sweeping over you. Doing the mindless activities of jumping around, shooting people, and hacking them down with ball bats is incredibly addictive: when you’re playing, you want to do nothing else, and you mask the feelings of guilt that you have because your grades are slipping and you engage in none of the productive pre-UberStrike activities that made you feel like a worthwhile human being. There is no cost to play, but that is the bait. Once you get on it, you want all of the pay-only items, so you waste all your free time filling out scam offers and surveys just to get some worthless virtual weapon. Unfortunately, my obsessive playing encouraged my brother to start, and he was soon addicted. We were sitting on the back stoop one cold afternoon, (our mom had chased us off the computer) and were lamenting what losers we turned into. We knew it was destroying our lives, but we still didn't want to give it up. But right then and there, we made a joint pact to quit UberStrike cold. We quickly rushed inside while the feeling was still strong, and we uninstalled UberStrike from both computers. Praise be to God that the victory lasted. It has now been about four months, and neither of us have ever touched the stuff again. But my warning to everyone else out there is DON'T EVER START PLAYING ONLINE GAMES!

Brother: When are you going to finish that homemade Nerf gun in the garage.

Me: (furious clicking sounds from me on UberStrike) Uh, Uh, I'm in the middle of a game. Come back in a few minutes. (That @#$%^&, jerk, where did he get a Mythic Edge Sword!)

UberStrike by DartSlinger September 2, 2013

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überstraight

A 0 K man (zero on the Kinsey scale).

A man who really likes women and has developed a taste and appreciation for all of their diversity in sizes and other physical features from many races.

A man who feels zero attraction/repulsion whatsoever for other men.

A real man who has no problems having gay friends and supporting their human rights. So straight that he's never intimidated or offended if a gay man hits on him or tries to seduce him; he will decline politely and keep the friendship.

Tom: -I'm sorry I tried to kiss you-

Jorge: -I'd never even noticed you liked me in that way-

Tom: -You don't even have a gay vibe, I should've known better-

Jorge: -Come on now don't get so serious and apologetic, never mind that, life goes on-

Tom: -Awesome, lets grab a beer or have breakfast... some time?...-

Jorge: -Sure! like we always do, relax dude-

Tom: -Haha, you're so cool, you're überstraight -

Jorge: -Hey thanks, I guess-

überstraight by wndacova February 28, 2015

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Uberstressed

oobur-strest (noun): Feeling emotionally distraught because of a female.

The boy was uberstressed when his girlfriend broke up with him.

Uberstressed by JimmyMD March 9, 2021

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