überstraight 

A 0 K man (zero on the Kinsey scale).

A man who really likes women and has developed a taste and appreciation for all of their diversity in sizes and other physical features from many races.

A man who feels zero attraction/repulsion whatsoever for other men.

A real man who has no problems having gay friends and supporting their human rights. So straight that he's never intimidated or offended if a gay man hits on him or tries to seduce him; he will decline politely and keep the friendship.

Tom: -I'm sorry I tried to kiss you-

Jorge: -I'd never even noticed you liked me in that way-

Tom: -You don't even have a gay vibe, I should've known better-

Jorge: -Come on now don't get so serious and apologetic, never mind that, life goes on-

Tom: -Awesome, lets grab a beer or have breakfast... some time?...-

Jorge: -Sure! like we always do, relax dude-

Tom: -Haha, you're so cool, you're überstraight -

Jorge: -Hey thanks, I guess-

überstraight by wndacova February 28, 2015

uberstraight 

of, relating to, or characterized by non bigoted sexual or romantic attraction only to or between people naturally biologically of the opposite sex. Uberstraight or uber-straight is a sexual orientation not a lifestyle choice.

An uberstraight individual does not have sexual attraction to a member of the same biological sex due to bigoted reasons. Instead they are born with this inherent attraction to members belonging to the opposite sex biologically.

Terry is not bisexual, he's uberstraight.

How could you tell?

Because he only considers dating trans men or biological women.

uberstraight by MegatonDon September 22, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004