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twocan

a bird that is damaging to Harry's mental health, is also a discord GIF
Harry: *says some banter*
Me: twocan

Harry: Anagycfnshghsdhfsdruyhexzuyibhgtveuyizgxntzuying *dies*
by Sirloomi August 19, 2021
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twocan sexual

Wow look how hot those two cans are over there. I must be twocan sexual.
by Im Not A Liberal November 3, 2017
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Two can Sam

A guy who gets drunk after drinking two beers. A play on Toucan Sam.
That guy has no tolerance for alcohol. He's a Two can Sam.
by -V- November 10, 2007
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Two can play at that game

Real meaning: when someone does harm to you, you can do the same to them.
Rick: So, Mike stole Shelly from me; Well, two can play at that game!
by Fruityogos January 11, 2011
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Twojan Horse

The act of following someone on twitter hoping to get a follow back and as soon as it is achieved, immediately unfollow them to achieve a better following to followers ratio. A truly selfish move.
Yo man I met this chick at the bar and I found her on twitter. I'll twojan horse her when I get back to my apartment, I need to get to a perfect twitter ratio.
by HWar July 27, 2012
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Twomance

Pronounced to rhyme with romance.

It's a relationship based on sexting, instant messaging, and DMs that all originated on TWITTER.
He had to break off our twomance, his wife found out.
by StarryTweet October 6, 2010
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Two Can Van Damme

Alt: Two Can Jackie Chan

A rather embarrassing (for friends present who are sober / can handle their drink) and woeful condition in which the sufferer changes from a passive to an aggressive personality type having consumed a couple of pints of piss weak lager. The afflicted light weight can be regularly observed in bars and clubs, squaring up to people who are considerably taller, stronger and more adept at martial arts than they are. These 'confrontations' inevitably lead to the 'Two Can' Action Man receiving a swift kicking, necessitating an equally predictable detour to a casualty department. Also seen on execrable Police based TV documentaries adopting unconvincing martial arts poses, a la Karate Kid, in front of bored Police Officers. Just who are you trying to fool? The Police will tazer and break you!!!
Mate 1: Jim's been to hospital again!
Mate 2: Yeah the twat! He was round at mine and had two cans of Stella. Next thing you know he tried to chop a brick in half with his hand.
Mate 1: Not as bad as the time he spent two weeks in traction after he had two glasses of cider, decided he was hard and nutted that bouncer in the chest....What a Two Can Van Damme.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012
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