two-block hot Share definition Flag When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close. "That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!" two-block hot by twenty3skidoo March 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the two-block hot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch